Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle I mean, yeah, but I think you did too

@SpeedyPandora it's nice and comfy here on the linux side...

@grime_witch gary_oldman_EVERYONE.gif

GROUNDBREAKING NEW IDEA

There is a chilli emojo

Let's use that to code how hot our takes are

🌶: mild take
🌶🌶: bit of a hot take
🌶🌶🌶: hot take
🌶🌶🌶🌶: really hot take

Gold is a stupid material to make jewellery out of

Seriously, if someone came up to you and said "hey, let's make stuff you wear out of something that dents and scratches as soon as you look at it" you'd laugh them out of the room

@gcupc@glitch.social damnit, he's not allowed to burn out already, I'm looking forward to the next Laundry Files book

@colon_three trade them for a bunch of 550 cord and a pool ball then

Monkey's fists are far better at beating people unconscious

@colon_three well, give them to the nearest comrade they'll fit then

@colon_three you can't throw them at someone because boots are super useful

Find some bricks instead

Or molotovs

@Elizafox I put electrical tape on mine just so I wouldn't have to

@ElfLord oh yeah, there's a load of pictures of them just chilling with all kinds of animals

Also yeah, would probably classify as an exotic pet

@ElfLord More guinea pig I think, also chill as all hell

I'd love to test if it works properly for ipv6 but fuck my isp

VPN is now fixed after previously upgrading it

(I think)

@mawr a distinct upgrade from the vengabus

Okay, that's the VPN upgraded

We're running on strongswan now