Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

"Here's this super cool ansible script to set up an ipsec vpn!"

Hidden in a github issue somewhere

"Oh, by the way, it sets up a version of the OS that doesn't play nice with ipsec vpns for no readily apparent reason, you'll want to change that"

What if: MiniMaplebots

Like, 4 inches tall and live in a little house on your desk

@Jo on the upside it does make for a fairly convenient target in the middle of the chest

@squirrel BEEP!

@squirrel bloody hell, he's still at it

@balrogboogie bullshit

There's another shoe in the air just waiting to drop, I guarantee it

@alice@elekk.xyz well screw them

I saw one of @squirrel 's cousins on the way back from the shops today

Sadly they ran off too quickly for me to get a photo, but they were a good fluffy squirrel and looked like they were well

@squirrel morple

@masklayer shave their heads before photographing them

@Concerned_Catgirl 😑

@synthgal Last Boost

Means "this is in reference to the last thing I boosted"

Hm... LinkedIn sent me an email saying I appeared in X searches this week

Said searches were apparently done by people who happen to be employed by the MoD

That's not at all vaguely concerning

@Concerned_Catgirl all owls are superb and should be cared about

@Jo aaaaaa yes please

@squirrel @tom if it works it didn't really need the shielding

@tom that looks cybre as all heck, I love it

@squirrel I'm torn between being relieved that they're working now and terrified they weren't working before