Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I want to play a roguelike where instead of attacking the slimes and kobolds and everything else you hug them

A giant dungeon full of lovely creatures and monsters you can hug

🎶 octopaaarent
it's more accurate but it doesn't scan 🎶

I should probably switch titles to something more gender-neutral and representative of me, but octo-parent just doesn't have the same ring to it

@squirrel I'd have to agree, good little trash pandas

@HTHR@cybre.space nah, not got enough sides to be you, needs twice as many

@vantablack oh it's that prick, just ignore him

Or tell him to go fuck himself, whatever you feel like

I are dumb, that's why I was using the supposedly super simple ansible script

It'd be lovely if strongswan had some nice, organised documentation available on how to configure it so idiots like me didn't have to spend hours trying to find the right invocations to put in the damn config files

@squirrel all snoots are kissable!

I think @vantablack might be able to fit into their old jeans again

@Elizafox so god can spot him in a crowd

"Here's this super cool ansible script to set up an ipsec vpn!"

Hidden in a github issue somewhere

"Oh, by the way, it sets up a version of the OS that doesn't play nice with ipsec vpns for no readily apparent reason, you'll want to change that"

What if: MiniMaplebots

Like, 4 inches tall and live in a little house on your desk

@Jo on the upside it does make for a fairly convenient target in the middle of the chest

@squirrel BEEP!