Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I don't like the term "fat cats"

Fat chubby cats are cuddly and awesome, they don't deserve being associated with capitalist bastards

@Vann@glitch.social alternatively they accidentally break something and now water has negative gravity

@cybermancermouse Hi Phoebe, welcome to mastodon in general and computerfairi.es in particular!

@squirrel well when you get around to it give me a shout and I'll give you $money for it

@squirrel just had a quick look and cassette seems cheaper, one site is MOQ of 50 which would cost around 180€ total and sounds more attainable

'course then you'd probably have to bundle in a cassette player because nobody has one of those any more

@squirrel well here on mastodon you've got at least one

Not quite sure I can afford two grand on one album but I'm sure there's a few others around

@squirrel either that or find me a way to get general mibi on vinyl and/or cassette and I'll throw money in that direction as well

@squirrel I think I'll just send some cash to your kofi when I have some spare

@Jo what the fuck

@squirrel It's true! You deserve all the pets!

*all the pets and scritches*

@squirrel @noelle ooh, cool

@squirrel @noelle maple with a mowhawk?

In order to help reduce emissions the Highway to Hell was replaced by a railway

It ran fine for a while until it was privatised and bought by GWR

Now, due to the wrong type of leaves on the track, you will have to make do with the rail-replacement bus service to Hell

@vantablack "I bought you a present... SO YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF"

@ajroach42 you can get a similar effect by putting your phone in a (empty) pint glass

oh hey, that new printer I got has a fax machine built in

Might have to connect it up and do fax things

no, wait, THIS IS MY MECH