Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Alternate space related content for those not into the whole spacex thing
@squirrel not the only one
If they were doing cool science stuff with this I'd be interested but I think they're just flinging a car in the general direction of mars
@chr@cybre.space I like this alotl
@blackle@dev.glitch.social this might be up your alley
I've just realised that my solution to most things is "get a big cuddly blanket out"
I guess I'm a blanket octopus now
@codl I wonder if I should wrap a blanket around my printer so it's comfier
infosec, Snowden, I'm reading stackoverflow again cause it's fun
@Vann@glitch.social He was a sharepoint admin, didn't use or have need of any groundbreaking data exfil stuff
@vantablack remember, it doesn't count as vandalism if you're fixing something
@vantablack luckily some of it can be easily repaired if you have a minimal toolkit handy
@squirrel that would be super useful
@Efi one cuddly lesbian coming right up, should be with you in <INSERT TIME HERE>
@Efi Thank you for calling 1-800-DIAL-A-GAY, may I take your order?
@Gargron @CobaltVelvet@octodon.social we're launching piers morgan into space?
@soft_chomps@glitch.social Well, I suppose a tube is easier to mak... [actually looks at the picture] goddamnit Elon
@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social English people are scared that an EU government would treat us the same way the UK government treats all non-England parts of the UK
@syrup *hugs and cuddles tight*
All of it's going to be okay
@alice@elekk.xyz ...I'm not sure if that's theft or kidnapping
@squirrel *brings blanket, charging cable, and large plate of cheese*
@soft_chomps@glitch.social yep, that's it
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
