Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@alice@elekk.xyz I mean, appropriating state resources for personal gain is something their government is known for

Some Russian engineers have been arrested for trying to mine bitcoins on a supercomputer in a nuclear weapons facility

http://bgr.com/2018/02/09/russian-engineers-arrested-for-trying-to-mine-bitcoin-at-a-secret-nuclear-weapons-facility/

@squirrel @chr@cybre.space mmm, sweet pomegranatey genderfluid

@chosafine@instance.business @staticsafe@mastodon.zombocloud.com lots of little tiny monitors with a different application running fullscreen on each of them

@vantablack but can you make a friend?

Huh, apparently yes you can, carry on

@vantablack lemme guess, cobra stitch?

@er1n THE WOMBLES OF WIMBLEDON SHALL FOREVER WOMBLE FREE

@HTHR@cybre.space 10/10 GOTY

Ooooh, 25th Anniversary limited edition Grand Seiko

Extremely shiny and cool

Also, accurate to ±5 seconds a year

I can't afford it, obviously, but it's nice to look at

@mxsparks also consider: femme&m's

@vantablack oh yeah, that'll do fine

It's the fact that it's flat is important, it doesn't matter if it's level or not

@vantablack wow, you've really never ironed before have you

An ironing board would be ideal, but just about any flat surface should do in a pinch, just make sure it won't be damaged by heat

@vantablack there should be a dial on there, probably looks like it goes between something like a little cloud and a big cloud, you want it all the way to the little cloud

No need to empty it, just set the dial and you should be fine

@vantablack iirc (I probably don't) medium heat, no steam, do it from the back or with a bit of scrap cloth between the painted bit and the iron

@jessiscah24 I'd be fine with gargamel using some of that sweet, sweet patreon moolah for this

@catgirl *crosses all 8 arms and scowls*

@squirrel blub

morple

@jk tuuuuuube