Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@alice@elekk.xyz @squirrel as if maple wasn't sweet enough already
It really massively sucks that a bunch of assholes have managed to turn the concept of "free speech" into a red flag for dickishness
Recommended INSTANCE block:
@Jo bloody hell, it even has "freespeech" in the domain name
Sam the Octopus
boosted
https://icosahedron.website/media/-sG1yYsy2mSkMaT7n0k "the void is loud and wants chicken" is extremely relatable this morning
@squirrel found a cowfile for a squirrel, that'll do for now https://github.com/marmelab/gosay/blob/master/cows/squirrel.cow
@squirrel aaaaaaaaaaa
Okay, need to make an ascii maple now so I can pipe it through cowsay
@soft_chomps@glitch.social eh, go half and half, use half of it to pay off a bit of the loan and half on something nice and fun
-, angry
@squirrel it's a tremendously shitty situation and I'm sorry you and the cat have to be in it
*hugs*
@Elizafox happy birthday!
@Elizafox 🎶 IIIIIIITTTT'SSSS CHRIIIIISTMAAAAAASSS🎶
Think you put the Slade album on by mistake
@alice@elekk.xyz the blood would take care of itself, the fire is a slightly more pressing concern
roses are red
violets are red
the grass is red
FUCK THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
@squirrel it was very cute!
@squirrel aaaaa *octopus cuddles*
@Elizafox I mean... You're not far wrong on that one
Hearts and chocolate and octopus cuddles for all!
💖 🍫 🐙
It's Valentine's Day today
So everyone here, will you be my valentine? 💖
(also totally cool if you don't want to be)
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
