Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Lewd pun
@Jo you probably could have kept it as Jackrabbit and still had the same effect
@squirrel
> ssh maple.maple.pet
> ./pet.py
@Elizafox How are you managing not pronouncing the state as ar-kansas
@squirrel *gets out really big brush for your tail*
@squirrel ooh, what's this I've found here?
ANOTHER BRUSH!
*double brushy brushy, which I guess is brushy brushy brushy brushy*
@squirrel *brushy brushy*
Sam the Octopus
boosted
@squirrel y'know what? I've got a new brush here, do you want some brushes?
@squirrel *pets*
Hi maple!
My kingdom for some good hot horseradish sauce
@squirrel *uploads a little blanket so you can be warm taking a nap*
swimwear
@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz well that's a dick move on their part
@noelle couple of centimetres of tape
@alice@elekk.xyz @noelle You bought a llama with a lamia!
@shekkiesqueaks harder wearing, newer anti-counterfeit tech, some little nubbins on there to make them easier to differentiate for the blind
BoE tend to switch all bank notes to new designs every 20 years or so anyway
@shekkiesqueaks it's inconveniencing to everyone, but that's how they do updates to currency in the UK
@squirrel it's a very good look
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
