Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel *wiggles about shiftily*

@squirrel you'll always be the first and only maple as far as I'm concerned

@HTHR@cybre.space I'll have you know that time is very real and it's a cube

@squirrel has to be a cheeseburger

because CHEEEEEEEEESE

We should bring back cloaks as fashionable outerwear

Basically I just want to wear a blanket around all day

@jk what? Of course not! That would be silly!

It's 1 unit per step

The ISO can go fuck itself

I don't care that ISO 3103 is their internationally recognised way of making tea, THE MILK GOES IN FUCKING LAST

@squirrel *gives tea and brushes*

@Elizafox *swishes it round the glass*

nope, that's definitely a liquid right there

@Jo ooh! I know this one! alt-reich child molester piece of shit

Sinn have got some new limited editions coming out

75 of each worldwide

Mechanically identical to the standard 756/757 just in different case finishing and dial colouring

Not sure they're entirely my thing but it's interesting to see Sinn experimenting with some different colours like this

tired: synthesizers
wired: a dozen or so maplebots singing in a choir

According to sources, Rick Gates, a former Trump aide, is going to plead guilty to fraud charges and will testify against Manafort

No news source so far has used the headline "Rick Rolling" and it's a bloody disgrace

I WANNA PET THE KITTY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKJkKnaImic

Just helped a lost little woodlouse find its way outside

Be good, little woodlouse