Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net at least supernatural doesn't have the will-they-won't-they romance thing, that's one change at least!
(unless you go to certain parts of tumblr)
food
I have no idea why people get domino's pizza here
Had a flyer through the door, turns out they're charging £12.99 for a small pizza
For context, that's €14.73 or $18.14
For a goddamn small pizza
Sam the Octopus
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maple classic™ 
mastodon, aka fantastic beasts and where to find them
alcohol
@noelle ...drunk darts?
Are you implying that a game of sober darts has ever happened?
@squirrel awwwww *gets some milk and cookies ready for when you wake up*
@squirrel okay *hands you a little blanket and compiles some stuff to make it cozier*
@squirrel *opens up the case* you can come out if you want
Sam the Octopus
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why can't I cuddle friends over the internet yet
@Gargron @Vann@glitch.social "MASTODON: we got shoebills"
@noelle got out the house, so partial success there
@squirrel *soff octopus hugs*
Sam the Octopus
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Hey, since people are starting to draw Moomins again.
@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz eventually the entire world with be maples
And it will be lovely and cute and cuddly!
@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz yes please
So we've got Maple, Maplebots, Markov Maple, Markov Maplebots, and now the new Maple Desktop Buddy!
@blackle@dev.glitch.social WIE VIEL IST DER FISCH?
@squirrel in retrospect that reference may have dated me a bit
The Clangers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MMqKgshQCk
@squirrel I think of them speaking like the Clangers but beepier
my gender is a squamous horror from outside of time and space
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
