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Fun fact: Octopuses are classed, under EU law, as honourary vertebrates with all the protections and responsibilities that entails

(there aren't actually any responsibilities, we just muck about all day)

The Daily Mail's youtube channel has been banned for violating the community guidelines

youtube.com/user/MailOnlineVid

LOL

@alice@elekk.xyz thought I might as well use the keybase followy thing considering I've had it installed for ages

@fred the yubikey things can do all the same stuff and are usb plug sized but there's just something more cybre about the cards

@fred they look like chip and pin credit cards, you can use them to securely store your pgp private keys

once you've set them up you can just put them into a smartcard reader and encrypt/decrypt/sign whatever without the private keys touching the computer you're using

:thaenkin: I should get one of those openPGP cards

I've got a yubikey but the full size cards feel so much more cybre

bougie shit 

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social I mean, it's obviously terrible in that barely any of that money goes to the people that actually made the damn thing but as far as going rate, that's not bad for speciality tools

hey if you miss cybre.space's glitching hour just remember computer fairies is always open

@noelle
peanut gallery: you mean Noëe?
you: ...
peanut gallery: you said no L!

salt against the us 

@squirrel I usually use the term "yanks" for much the same reason

me: I can't remember regex, it's far too complicated

also me: here's a vim command that looks like my cat wandered over the keyboard, that should do what you're looking for

@Efi yeah, 0 puts you at the start of line, find the =, insert 20 spaces, delete backwards until you hit column 20

@Efi I'm assuming vim?

Easy way is with a plugin, there are plenty of nice ones for aligning things

Can't think of a good way of doing it with search and replace, but here's what I'd do:

:4,18norm 0f=20i<SPACE><Ctrl+V><ESC>d20|

4,18 is the range you're working on, 20 is which column you want the = to be after, set that higher than the length of anything that'll be on the left

Neanderthal 1: I'm gonna domesticate a wolf, teach it to hunt, bring in food, it's gonna be awesome

Neanderthal 2: Oh yeah? Well I'M gonna domesticate a, a, a, tiger

N1: Lol what

N2: A tiger. Gonna breed miniature ones. I'll come home, it'll be like, RAR! CLAWS! DEATH! FANGS! but, tiny. Then I'll laugh and give it hugs and it'll roar, but tiny.

N1: That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard, I mean what would a tiny tiger even DO, just sit around looking cool?

N2: Yep

N1: And yet I want one

@squirrel not even north-american centric, USA centric, which is even worse

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