Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz ...hey maple, y'know those ones aren't quite done yet, I'll get you some I made earlier

*pulls open science oven revealing many large glowing cookies*

@alice@elekk.xyz *looks up from the desk where I'm growing implausibly large glow in the dark cookies* you'd be surprised

@squirrel can do all that without the sweeping as well

good tail care is important

@squirrel afterwards would be a long session of washing your tail and conditioning your tail and brushing your tail so it's all nice and fluffy again!

@squirrel not to be confused with the other type of sweepy squobit which is someone pushing you around the room on rollerskates while you use your big fluffy tail as a brush

@squirrel dawww, sweepy squobit

@squirrel and how is my favourite gay squobit today?

True fact: Highgate Cemetery charges an admission fee to visit Karl Marx's grave

@Jo put her next to the Marx turbine and we could power half of europe

@anthracite Comes from Anglo-Saxon times actually

The pound was a unit of account equal to 240 silver coins, or one pound (weight) of silver

The latin for "pound" is "libra" which is why the symbol for it was "L", it got more embellished over time until it became the £ we know today

@inmysocks "This is good for bitcoin HODL HODL HODL"

@quine ow the chafing

Beebold is so super cute!

Made by @noelle with music by @squirrel

https://mischievess.itch.io/beebold

@noelle @squirrel I KNOW RIGHT?!

General Mibi is in heavy rotation at the octo-cave

@Gargron "distributed silo"?

@squirrel eesh, at least now you know it breaks everything

@squirrel *grabs the nearest box of tissues and brings them to you on a little tray with a cup of tea* here you go bun *hugs*

@squirrel there's no need to be sorry

*offers hugs and pets*

@squirrel I want to keep talking to this maple, and I want you to be alive and safe and feeling better