Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Sam the Octopus
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new idea for a secure, virtually uncrackable password
hunter3
@vantablack actually the feathers are heavier
If you have a kilo of feathers you also have to deal with the weight of what you did to those poor birds
@chosafine@instance.business depends what you need, standard day-to-day eastpak are good, if you need a bergen then snugpak all the way
Sam the Octopus
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maple classic™ 
maple hugging a bunny plushie~ https://computerfairi.es/media/F5wmxipjZ4TfBPtOZTs
@Elizafox hey, there's that kobold petting game that sounds pretty awesome
@squirrel heh, obviously my monitor is bad in the same way, 'cause it looks good on mine
SQL is pronounced "squirrel"
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MySQL 
@bob Can I pick option B?
@squirrel *good cuddly octo-pets*
@squirrel *pets the beepy maple*
@squirrel HEY I STOPPED MYSELF COMPLETING THAT SENTENCE
@squirrel You're like a TARDIS of gay
You're smol but gayer on the...
Nope, on second thoughts that sounds far too lewd
Apparently the Royal family have dropped another sprog
There's going to be fuck all else in the news for the next couple of days
@uwunix@mastodon.technology "Yahoo just got bought out by a coven of lizard people"
@squirrel It's nlerf or nothin'
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
