Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

The term "maple store" is bouncing around my head and I would totes buy everything at the maple store

@squirrel

Oh hey, new Studio Killers single is out today!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltodvng8XHY

Oh, also if you look at your smart watch while driving that counts under the same laws as using your phone while driving

http://www.businessinsider.com/apple-watch-wearer-guilty-distracted-driving-2018-6

Non-smart watches don't have that issue

With the release of watchOS 5 the first version of the apple watch (including the $17,000 gold editions of it) is officially obsolete

They'll still function as is but they won't receive any updates and may not work with new phones

To all those people who spent $17,000 on a watch that's now obsolete rather than on a non-smart watch that'll last damn near forever, sucks to be you

A 1982 commercial for "WangNet"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQCj5Xqukhg

@squirrel is all glitchy on discord and it's kinda adorable as hell

Xenonauts is free on gog.com at the moment

Someone just mentioned the idea of the John Wick setting being used for a tabletop RPG or MMO and I would be 100% on board with that

calculator

"Minimum recommended hardware" is only a recommendation

Half the time the software will still work with lower-spec hardware

Maybe it'll be a bit slower, but it won't cause your computer to explode or anything

Ooh, Bulleit Bourbon for 16 quid on amazon, don't mind if I do

Microsoft announces first new feature to be added to github after their acquisition

remember when forum threads with lots of images would have "56K WARNING" in the title

OH SHIT

@squirrel should totally have a gophersite up and running

that would totally be on-brand for a small fluffy critter