Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I'm a blanket octopus

Not of the species blanket octopus, I'm just a regular common octopus who happens to hand out blankets all the time

D&D session where you're all mimics trying to murder the party of adventurers that are carrying you around without arousing the suspicion of any of them

do I want some anomalous garden furniture?

David Suchet is the best Poirot

The standard has a theoretical max capacity of 128TB

Yes, 128 TERABYTES. In an SD card

Hey @maple they're making some new snacks for you!

https://www.techpowerup.com/245534/sd-express-is-a-new-memory-card-standard-that-leverages-pcie-and-nvme

yep

shit's fucked over there

Why are all these football players fighting over the ball?

The world cup has lots of money, surely they can supply one each

We have a... wildfire? In the UK?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jun/27/manchester-moorland-fire-declared-a-major-incident-by-police

That does not usually happen

I'm not usually one for gold tones but the Seiko SRPC44 looks pretty damn cool

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/seiko-prospex-srpc44-diver-gold-hands-on

So many electric cars now are looking like, well, normal cars

If I was buying an electric car I'd want one that looks small and goofy like this

No idea what it is, but it looks fun

"Awesome flesh-burning death lamp."

Well if that isn't the big cliveiest of big clive video titles I don't know what is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m0TQjBRcFo

Fun fact: Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman