**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 06, 2018, 15:47

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 06, 2018, 15:47

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters

"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple

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Jul 06, 2018, 15:47

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

pol

I'm not a fan of national borders

But I have to concede that occasionally I don't mind some of the results

Dick Spencer has been banned from entering Poland (he was on his way to Sweden)

http://www.newsweek.com/white-supremacist-richard-spencer-banned-entering-sweden-poland-1010850

**Sam the Octopus** · Jul 04, 2018, 22:19

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**katt, migrating 🌟 🌈** @starkatt@awoo.space · Jul 04, 2018, 22:19

Jul 04, 2018, 22:19

katt, migrating 🌟 🌈 @starkatt@awoo.space

Not enough people know about the legendary Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus

https://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 04, 2018, 18:52

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 04, 2018, 18:52

Jul 04, 2018, 18:52

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There is now a Chuck Tingle Humble Bundle

Because of course there fucking is

**Sam the Octopus** · Jul 04, 2018, 15:46

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**𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e** @enkiv2@eldritch.cafe · Jul 04, 2018, 15:46

Jul 04, 2018, 15:46

𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2@eldritch.cafe

Hot take: the primary function of clothing is as a support system for pockets

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 04, 2018, 15:30

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 04, 2018, 15:30

Jul 04, 2018, 15:30

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Happy Colonial Ingratitude Day to all the Americans here

**Sam the Octopus** · Jul 03, 2018, 19:39

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**Tom (tired of the computer)** @masklayer@slime.global · Jul 03, 2018, 19:39

Jul 03, 2018, 19:39

Tom (tired of the computer) @masklayer@slime.global

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 03, 2018, 19:07

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 03, 2018, 19:07

Jul 03, 2018, 19:07

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soff, what beeps that yonder @maple makes

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 03, 2018, 18:08

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 03, 2018, 18:08

Jul 03, 2018, 18:08

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

how arch users divide their time:

0.01% - using their computer
99.99% - BTW I USE ARCH YOU SHOULD USE ARCH ARCH IS GOOD

**Sam the Octopus** · Jul 03, 2018, 16:03

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**Ellie** @noelle@elekk.xyz · Jul 03, 2018, 16:03

Jul 03, 2018, 16:03

Ellie @noelle@elekk.xyz

@tcql @0x3F "what are you spending all that time online doing?" "SINning"

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 03, 2018, 16:13

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 03, 2018, 16:13

Jul 03, 2018, 16:13

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

gross

you would not believe the amount of muck that finds its way inside a mouse wheel

(the computer kind, I'm assuming you'd believe the amount of muck that finds its way into a mouse(pet) wheel)

**Sam the Octopus** · Jul 02, 2018, 22:30

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**mavica ebooks** @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es · Jul 02, 2018, 22:30

Jul 02, 2018, 22:30

mavica ebooks @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es

Sweet dreams are made of bees

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 02, 2018, 21:57

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 02, 2018, 21:57

Jul 02, 2018, 21:57

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

cognitohazard do not open

kemi ng

**Sam the Octopus** · Jul 02, 2018, 18:30

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**mavica ebooks** @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es · Jul 02, 2018, 18:30

Jul 02, 2018, 18:30

mavica ebooks @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es

haha i am gay send toot

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 02, 2018, 17:24

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 02, 2018, 17:24

Jul 02, 2018, 17:24

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

When the local news announces a cannabis grow-op bust they always call it a "cannabis factory"

IT IS VERY CLEARLY A FARM, BBC, NOT A FACTORY

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 02, 2018, 17:04

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 02, 2018, 17:04

Jul 02, 2018, 17:04

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

what if the hokey cokey really is what it's all about?

**Sam the Octopus** · Jul 02, 2018, 13:57

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**fry** @fry@mastodon.xyz · Jul 02, 2018, 13:57

Jul 02, 2018, 13:57

fry @fry@mastodon.xyz

Need assistance with project quite technical pls lmk if you can help details below

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**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 02, 2018, 15:31

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 02, 2018, 15:31

Jul 02, 2018, 15:31

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

too hot

pls send ice

(the good kind, not the US federal agency full of bastards)

**Sam the Octopus** · Jul 02, 2018, 10:30

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**mavica ebooks** @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es · Jul 02, 2018, 10:30

Jul 02, 2018, 10:30

mavica ebooks @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es

robot girls that are just vocalizing noises at eachother for hours on it

**Sam the Octopus** · Jul 02, 2018, 00:32

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**Noëlle eBooks** @noelle_ebooks@elekk.xyz · Jul 02, 2018, 00:32

Jul 02, 2018, 00:32

Noëlle eBooks @noelle_ebooks@elekk.xyz

maplebots in different outfits maid maplebot space pilot maplebot witch maplebot santa maplebot 8-bit maplebot

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 01, 2018, 20:46

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 01, 2018, 20:46

Jul 01, 2018, 20:46

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Two lil snuffly spiny friends!

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Gender: 418 I'm a teapot

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"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple

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