Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
TIL Army Quartermasters and Navy Quartermasters are two very different things
In the Army Quartermasters deal with all the supplies and stores and stuff and in the Navy a Quartermaster is the helmsman
sam can't numbers today
Sam the Octopus
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Unethical life pro tip: use NFC Tools and NFC Tasks on Android to set up a Max Volume/Delay 30 Seconds/Play Ringtone task on an NFC tag. Put that tag on your laptop or notebook.
In a boring meeting? Discretely scan the tag, wait 30 seconds, excuse yourself ("I really need to take this")
Sam the Octopus
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Hey EU friends experiencing the heat wave please remember to:
Keep water with you at all times, stay hydrated
Wear loose fitting clothing so your body can keep cool
Avoid spending excess time in parked vehicles
Avoid excess soda, alcohol, or caffiene
Eat foods with high water content (chilled fruits, etc)
If you feel dizzy, have goosebumps/chills, nausea, rapid pulse, difficulty breathing, or an intense headache drink lots of water and rest.
Love, your buddy in South Texas
USAians: But Sam! So many of the stereotypes you take the piss out of us with are from the south!
I live at 51° north, all of you are southerners
(except Alaskans)
Sam the Octopus
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rei~, spooky 🎃
ukpol, brexit
A tory MEP has said that the Treason Act should be updated to apply to people "undermining the UK through extreme EU loyalty"
Cool, I've never been guilty of Treason before
Small-t minor treason sure, but not capital-T major Treason
The Netherlands are also having problems with their signage due to the heatwave
Some weather forecasts predict that it may get to 37 degrees in London on friday
This is the UK, we're not equipped to deal with temperatures like that
Sam the Octopus
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my gender is snuggles
If any of you would like to send some of that rain you're getting over here I'm sure the plants would appreciate it
octopus is soff and squidgy
It's a day ending in "y" so here are some more Omega Speedmaster limited editions
https://monochrome-watches.com/omega-speedmaster-tokyo-2020-olympics-collection-japan-only-price/
Sam the Octopus
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My Neighbor Maplebot
ukpol brexit
The Brexit secretary has announced that the government will "make sure there is adequate food supply" in the event of a no-deal brexit
The fact that he needs to announce that is somewhat concerning
Now, the usual solution to cats eating hedgehog food is to put the food in a box with a hole that hedgehogs can get through but cats can't
That doesn't work in this case because big hedgehog is the same size as your average cat
Just had to chase a cat out of the garden, not our cat, was nicking the hedgehog food
We know where the little sod lives, we've had to carry it back there before
ukpol
May is planning to cut a scheme that gives free milk to children in nurseries
She's really leaning in to this Thatcher in the Rye thing isn't she?
- Pronouns
- They/Them
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- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
