Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
My local pharmacy is doing such a shitty job and getting so many angry complaints that they have had to hire a security guard to stay on the door
The majority of people who live around here are... rather advanced in years
Yes, they have had to hire security to protect them from incensed pensioners
hot take
The entire point of publishing your code is so other people can learn from it
If you don't comment your shit then you may as well just be throwing binaries around
Did you know? @maple is fluffy and good
hm... with the rain I may have to extend the roof of the hedgehog cafe a bit to make sure they don't have to get their bums all wet while they're feeding
Temperature down to 20, weather warnings for heavy rain and wind
Fuck yes, this is much better
TIL Army Quartermasters and Navy Quartermasters are two very different things
In the Army Quartermasters deal with all the supplies and stores and stuff and in the Navy a Quartermaster is the helmsman
sam can't numbers today
Sam the Octopus
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Unethical life pro tip: use NFC Tools and NFC Tasks on Android to set up a Max Volume/Delay 30 Seconds/Play Ringtone task on an NFC tag. Put that tag on your laptop or notebook.
In a boring meeting? Discretely scan the tag, wait 30 seconds, excuse yourself ("I really need to take this")
Sam the Octopus
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Hey EU friends experiencing the heat wave please remember to:
Keep water with you at all times, stay hydrated
Wear loose fitting clothing so your body can keep cool
Avoid spending excess time in parked vehicles
Avoid excess soda, alcohol, or caffiene
Eat foods with high water content (chilled fruits, etc)
If you feel dizzy, have goosebumps/chills, nausea, rapid pulse, difficulty breathing, or an intense headache drink lots of water and rest.
Love, your buddy in South Texas
USAians: But Sam! So many of the stereotypes you take the piss out of us with are from the south!
I live at 51° north, all of you are southerners
(except Alaskans)
Sam the Octopus
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rei~, spooky 🎃
ukpol, brexit
A tory MEP has said that the Treason Act should be updated to apply to people "undermining the UK through extreme EU loyalty"
Cool, I've never been guilty of Treason before
Small-t minor treason sure, but not capital-T major Treason
The Netherlands are also having problems with their signage due to the heatwave
Some weather forecasts predict that it may get to 37 degrees in London on friday
This is the UK, we're not equipped to deal with temperatures like that
Sam the Octopus
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my gender is snuggles
If any of you would like to send some of that rain you're getting over here I'm sure the plants would appreciate it
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
