Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Because lobsters seem to be a thing now

related topics: brexit, mad max

Turns out that the "fury road" is actually the M1

So uh... google searches for "stockpile" have gone up quite a bit over the past month

https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?geo=GB&q=stockpile

I think it's dawning on people just how fucked we are

❌ Mr.
❌ Mrs.
❌ Ms.
☑️ Comrade

Indigo is just dark blue

octopus is squidgy and huggable

I wish I could feed and get drinks for and care for all my friends as much as I can for my hedgehog friends

I wonder if, when you ssh into @maple, the 'tail' command defaults to 100 lines instead of 10...

And yes, that is a plate of canned food, a bowl of dry food, and a water bowl under a specially made shelter because if you're going to take care of random critters that wander by you might as well go all out

Big hedgehog is big

Yes, those are standard-sized house bricks

Hedgehogs are still enjoying the hedgehog cafe

Hey, code people, if you haven't noticed we've got a lot more disk space now than when we did in the 80's, we can fit big words like "accessibility" and "internationalisation" without having to truncate them

Would probably help with readability, or as you fuckers would probably put it "r9y"

WTB little hedgehog-sized broom so they can clean up after themselves

I love the little buggers but they ain't 'alf messy

I wonder how all the people concerned about the vengabus coming for them will react when they find out there's also a vengaplane

Naomi Wu with a brand new way to flash your tits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a929IRtg4YU

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMLNVFF/ref=?tag=drsynth-20&th=1

I'm not entirely sure why you'd ever need 275 gallons of personal lubricant at any one time, but if you do, you can buy it

Also, they knew what they were doing when they decided the price

You've heard of catgirls and catboys, now get ready for catenbies

They're nyanbinary