Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Did you know?

Octopuses have 3 hearts to love people and/or things with, 9 brains to think about cute things, and 8 arms to cuddle with!

jatch (jean watch)

https://www.omegawatches.com/watch-omega-seamaster-railmaster-omega-co-axial-master-chronometer-40-mm-22012402003001

True fact: In the UK, there are four theme parks where the primary, and in fact only, attraction is playing with loaders and backhoes

https://www.diggerland.com/

"If people didn't need to work to survive who'd drive the forklifts?!"

I dunno, probably all the people who bought Forklift Truck Simulator

Well this is ridiculous

https://www.richardmille.com/en/collections/rm-25-01/

🍌

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj7oJ11PjiQ

Hello I'm Simon Whistler, you're watching toots on mastodon and today you're reading this in my voice

Oh hey, new people joining mastodon by the looks of it

Welcome!

If you want to know just what you're getting yourselves into check out this guide by @noelle

https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/GuideToMastodon/

Apple, Google, Spotify, Facebook, Pinterest, and YouPorn didn't ban InfoWars from their platforms

Alex Jones is just a crisis actor

Happy international cat day everyone!

This is a lovely article

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/casio-ae1200wh-1a-world-timer-value-proposition

From Hodinkee, who usually talk about rather expensive watches, a look at the Casio AE1200WH

#outofcontext @maple

"id drink it"

'Actor' Steven Seagal made special US-Russia envoy

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45074380

Okay, I take it back, some things can still surprise me

help the nerds on my timeline are being cute and and adorable

Oof, these are excessively nice

Triton Classic Subphotique, 40mm case size, 500m water resistance, crown at 12 protected by the case

Bezel is sapphire with C3 SuperLuminova for the markings

Can I afford one? Hell no
Do I want one? Hell yes

hedgehog fren doin a munch

lil hedgehog fren charged over from the bushes to the water dish so he could have a drink

hedgehog fren was thirsty

shit, that last toot would have been a perfect opportunity for a "thus spake the octopus"

I really need to remember to do that

"virtue signalling" is a bullshit term used only by complete arseholes