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LB: can confirm that forums.transbian.love is a nice comfy web 1.0 forum

We even do 56k warnings just like the old days!

Trebucheting TERFs is a good start, but there are other cool siege engines we could use

Onager TERFs!
Ballista TERFs!

There are so many possibilities!

Hedgehog restaurant and ballroom has its first guest since the remodel

:thaenkin: would a terf trebuchet be a standard trebuchet specially set aside for flinging terfs, or a trebuchet made of terfs for the same purpose?

I'm told a bunny's favourite type of beer is an IPA 

It's quite hoppy

I am truly a benevolent hedgehog monarch

The Hedgehog Cafe has now been upgraded to the Hedgehog Restaurant and Ballroom

"Where should we aim the missile Vlad?"
"I dunno Ivan, maybe this massive tower covered in antennas that doesn't officially exist but has a souvenir shop and a rotating restaurant"
"Yeah, probably that one Vlad"

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Fun fact about Post Office Tower (aka BT Tower, Telecom Tower, and GPO Tower):

Its location was designated an official state secret as it was of considerable importance to the UK telecommunications network

This was despite the fact that it was a just under 200m tall building in the middle of London and was, at times, open to the public, with a restaurant at the top

Yeah, it wasn't until 1996 that anyone could legally tell you where it was

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BT_Tower

:samaww: there's a hedgehog being all snuffly in the bushes somewhere

Something that endlessly amuses me; Anglicans going on about the sanctity of marriage

Entire church was founded so a bloke could get a divorce

Yes

The collective noun for a group of hedgehogs is a "prickle"

The hedgehogs are surprisingly fond of lamb flavour cat food

Which has of course given me the mental image of a prickle of hedgehogs chasing and utterly failing to bring down a sheep

The house two doors up has two kittens

We know this because both of them are currently in our house

The Cray-1 supercomputer also functioned as a comfy chair

More servers should also function as comfy chairs

"and this is our big data facility..."

*opens door to a warehouse with "DATA" in really big letters like the hollywood sign inside*

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