Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/sep/04/elon-musk-claims-diver-in-thai-cave-rescue-is-child-rapist-without-evidence

Elon's gone off the deep end again

Which makes it even more of a shame that his submarine is shit

my old physics teacher: you shouldn't anthropomorphise inanimate objects, the ball doesn't "want" to fall to the ground, the force of gravity causes it to

me, to all the inanimate objects on my desk: don't listen to the nasty man, he's just trying to be hurtful

Fun thing to do:

Give an unsuspecting USAian English mustard

#BunniesOfMastodon

*uses many tentacles to gesture in the general direction of @maple and @natalie@masto.ninja *

Can everyone check behind your desks please?

We were setting up a token ring network and the token fell out somewhere

Didn't get any good pictures last night because lighting is bad, but the big hedgehog ate no less than 200g of cat food

Seriously, half a can was consumed by this one hedgehog

She's not gonna have any trouble over winter, that's for sure

https://computerfairi.es is a nice and comfy instance run by the hella cool @maple

The price of keeping the lights on has gotten a bit steep, so if anyone would like to help this lovely fluffy instance in a monetary kind of way, please have a look at https://www.patreon.com/maple_syrup/ and/or https://ko-fi.com/squirrel

You could also buy super good music: https://bandcamp.mynameiser.in/

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Just what was the .moe tld meant to be used for?

'cause I have a low opinion of ICANN but I'm pretty sure they didn't just say "and we'll put the channer bullshit HERE!"

I think Sadiq Khan may have missed a trick by not turning up at that balloon thing today in a yellow bikini

I mean yeah, "dignity" and everything but it would actually have been a bit funny

Since we already call the fediverse "the 'verse" does that mean that the bigger instances are the alliance and the small instances are browncoats?

When life gives you lemons, life probably stole them from the computerfairi.es lemon tree the thieving bastard

I swear to god that one of our hedgehogs is the dimmest creature to have ever lived

They were trying to find the biscuits

They were snuffling about for quarter of an hour no more than 20cm away from the dish trying to find the damn thing

They looked straight at it and sniffed it no less than three times before eventually cottoning on to the fact that yes, the biscuit dish was in fact the biscuit dish they were looking for

I love the adorable lil bugger

Oooh, shiny

New Grand Seiko models, quartz, yeah, I know, but these are the high accuracy quartz ones with the limited edition (middle) being +-5 seconds per year and the standard models at +-10 seconds per year

Also, I'm a sucker for a good GMT complication

In the UK, the HSE requires that all portable electronic appliances used for businessy things be tested for safety, this is colloquially known as a "PAT test"

I have no idea what this actually consists of, but I'm going to believe that it involves softly patting the appliance on the top while saying "aww you're such a good lil appliance, aren't you a good lil appliance, you're not going to give anyone a shock are you 'cause you're such a good lil appliance!"

Not to brag or anything but our wonderful admin silenced bofa.lol a fortnight ago

She's just that good