Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
an' I say GENDER?! I 'ardly know 'er!
I wonder when and how humanity decided that mint should be the default flavour of toothpaste
Sam the Octopus
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Reminder: every Mastodon instance is run by a human being and administered by a small group of human beings (and that small group may number 1). Attacking an instance means attacking the person who runs it.
This reminder is especially relevant if you're a mastodon admin. You don't get to pretend that other instances are monoliths when you know that your own isn't.
Sam the Octopus
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Gay as in "whether or not we're of the 'same gender', this relationship falls well outside the scope of what's expected by cishetero-patriarchy".
HOT TAKE
A. Lange und Söhne make far better watches than any Swiss company
@ me cowards
clarification for non-brits
Sixth form is where you go if you're between 16 and 19 and got good grades in school
I ended up leaving after the first year of that after my AS levels because reasons
one of the CDs was Ozric Tentacles which I'm sure might explain a lot
Honestly I spent most of my time at sixth form in the common room listening to Muse and anything else we had a CD of handy
alcohol
Jacob's Creek Chardonnay review:
serviceable after the first glass, the first glass is rough as hell
As part of the process for prepare flax for spinning you are apparently meant to "heckle" it
...
OI FLAX, YER SHITE!
As proof of me hanging around with robots a lot, someone just mentioned that their joints were stiff and my first thought was "better get out the 3-in-One oil"
scrying the future, musk
If the DoJ go after Musk for the "420 and we go private lol" tweets one of the headlines will be "Man who makes batteries gets charged"
Someone on /r/debian is asking about why there isn't a package for Godot yet
https://www.reddit.com/r/debian/comments/9jc6l4/why_have_we_not_seen_godot_in_debian/
They are literally waiting for Godot
I love it
musk
no news on whether or not he's called the SEC paedophiles for criticising him yet though
musk
Musk is getting sued by the SEC for fraud
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/27/tesla-falls-4percent-on-report-elon-musk-sued-by-sec.html
Apparently the DoJ is also looking into those "take private at $420 lol" tweets
Yep, he's fucked
SQL is pronounced "squirrel"
Pro-tip: Comrade is a handy gender neutral honorific to use in place of Mr, Mrs, Miss, etc.
Apparently Red Dead Redemption 2 on PS4 will require 105GB of hard drive space
ONE HUNDRED AND FIVE GIGABYTES
Free game idea to anyone who wants it: in the vein of theme park and theme hospital, a game where you build and improve your garden with the goal of attracting vast numbers of adorable hedgehogs, squirrels, chipmunks, bunnies, and other adorable critters to it
Sam the Octopus
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She keeps Moët and Chandon
in a pretty trebuchet
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
