Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

oh yeah, that's right, we got CAD up in this thing

octopus is covered in sawdust

building a hedgehog hotel for them to stay in after they've been to the cafe

here's what I'm going for, it'll probably look nowhere near as good when I'm finished

Hedgies are hungry tonight

It's 2130 and they've already mostly demolished a full plate

I recently got one of these

My pepper grinder is a bunny!

*throws big white sheet over head*

WoooOOOOoooOOOO ghost octopus

Any time I've brought up the topic of electric kettles to a USAian before they've said "Oh, we don't use those because they take too long to boil on our power supply"

I have just learnt from someone in a different country on 120V that that excuse is bullshit and 120V kettles don't take too long at all

WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR NOT HAVING ELECTRIC KETTLES NOW AMERICANS?

IT IS NOW SPOOKY MONTH!

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If I don't see a couple of hundred pictures of people going to Halloween parties as bowsette this year I will be very, very surprised

why doesn't tony stark just give all the other avengers cool suits of armour?

Interfaces that have only pictures on all the buttons aren't intuitive and aren't at all helpful

"Oh, that option's in the "edit" menu"
"and which fucking hieroglyph is that signified by, dickhead?"

re: https://botsin.space/@nicetips/100811538632154148

...the hell is an artificial landscaping rock?

Surely a rock is a rock

tired: hypertext transfer protocol
wired: really chilled out text transfer protocol

tiny hedgie!!

I'm very glad moths are now getting the appreciation they so richly deserve

Looks interesting

I'm a little put off by him saying that he sees "Market opportunities" and is working with business people

But that might just be my kneejerk "fuck that corper shit" response coming in

Quite predictably, Facebook has just quietly admitted that the recent security fault that compromised 50 million accounts didn't just affect Facebook

It also affected anything using Facebook Login, including Instagram and Tinder

It's fairly well known that it was hard to get europeans to really take to the potato when they first came across it

Here's my theory of why that was

It wasn't because the europeans were afraid of new foods, it was because they thought "oh, a new plant, wait, it's in the NIGHTSHADE family?! The same family of plants that has one just called DEADLY?! And you want us to EAT IT?!?!? FUCK. THAT. SHIT."