Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

would a rabbit's bed be more accurately called a BUNk?

techy security conscious people: I'm not buying an amazon echo or whatever, can't fool me into paying for the privilege of having a wiretap in my house

also techy security conscious people: AAAAA VECTOR LOOKS SO CUTE I WANNA GIVE IT PETS AND HAVE IT LIVE ON MY DESK

Huh, apparently humble bundle has a new bundle of investing and stock trading ebooks

I fully expect the number of nerds going bankrupt to rise quite sharply over the next couple of months

comic idea for anyone who can draw:

somebody just continually asking thoth (always written as Θώθ) what things are with him getting progressively more annoyed

ⲑⲱⲑ what's this?

Thoth: you know full well I'm sick of that meme
Me: lol

lil hedgie doing a drink!

and bigger hedgie jumping into the bowl of cat biscuits!

in less polite terms: I didn't know so much shite could come out of such small creatures

Anyone had any luck potty training wild hedgehogs?

'cause cleaning them out every day is frequently a bit... unpleasant

Usually I hate the fact that christmas stuff is appearing in stores earlier and earlier each year

But in recent years UK supermarkets are selling lebkuchen

I fucking love lebkuchen

I will never be as rad as this biker bun

Could be an awesome look for @maple though

Fun fact: If you're in the UK, this may be the first year you receive crappy christmas tat that was delivered from china primarily by train!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yiwu%E2%80%93London_railway_line

Okay, this thing looks pretty cool

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/albertgajsak/makerphone-an-educational-diy-mobile-phone?

Open source DIY mobile phone kit

Runs apps written in arduino-flavoured C++, Python, and Scratch

new favourite mental image: @maple playing with one of these Anki Vector thingies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is-rSK5y6EQ

sleepy blubs

Very disappointed that maplestory 2 currently has no @maple related content

That's just false advertising

tiny hedgie!

These bloody liberals saying "sunlight is the best disinfectant"

No it isn't!

If your surgeon tells you "'sallright, I left these scalpels on a windowsill for 20 minutes, they're fine" you're gonna be a bit bloody worried aren't you?

Now I'm not saying that we necessarily should treat nazis like we treat surgical tools because that would be incredibly ironic and far too on the nose but seriously liberals, come up with decent metaphors

Huh, TIL that Outlook replaces all smiley faces with "J" in plain text emails

Apparently they decided to auto change ":)" to the windings smiley face in anything you send, and when that gets converted to plain text you end up with "J"

Because Microsoft evidently haven't heard of the emoji block in unicode

That bug's been in there since 2010