Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

4 new models from Sinn!

2 new 104s, both with sunburst dials, one in blue and the other in a rather fetching anthracite

A new U1, this time with a blue dial in a similar shade to the T1/T2 B

And most interestingly, a new limited edition model with case and dial made from tegimented damascus steel, the 1800!

*sigh* could my parents please use a password manager or something?

"Hey, can you put an order in for $thing for me?"
"Sure, put in your $shop password"
"I don't know what it is"
"... well how the fuck do you expect me to know, it's your account!"

So, as we've covered CDPR doing things incredibly badly, I'm gonna shout out a game company that does some things right

I've gotten into Fallen London for the past couple of days and they have all kinds of options for how characters in the game will address you that you can change any time you like

Including non-binary options!

Well done Failbetter Games on that one

anyone who defines themselves as a "gamer" can go get comprehensively fucked

tired: arguing about pineapple on pizza
wired: PUTTING PICKLES ON PIZZA

if a rule you've made about contributing to a software project is "bury the dead" you're doing development very, very wrong

went shopping today and a whole load of signs were up for this "noel" bloke

don't know what that's about

I mean seriously, look at this fucker right here

Couldn't even be bothered to get a decent logo made up, just a few seconds in paint and "give money plx"

y'know, it's not even the concept of "trying to monetise the fediverse" that I have the most problem with, I don't like it but corper fucks gonna corp

it's the fact that most of the people trying it are putting so little effort in

I'm offended by the sheer lack of effort

I wonder if the person/people behind this albin thing are regretting their life decisions yet

I'm not sure I'm going to call albin.social hiveway 3.0 because this one is trying to raise actual money instead of dunning-krugerrands

I'd advise suspending federation with albin.social

They clearly say that they'll be doing data mining on accounts on their instance, wouldn't be out of the way for them to data mine anything they come across from the fediverse as well

Also, y'know, they're pricks anyway

Oh hey albin.social, nice try there filing the serial numbers off mastodon and tusky and then trying to make money off it

Not even giving credit to the original devs as well! I'm sure this is going to go really well for you

OOOH! OOOH! OOOH! EXCITED!

So it's the time of year where I keep an eye out for christmas presents for people so I can get everything done early and gloat at all the people panicking a week before christmas

I have just seen what might be the most hilariously shit rendering of santa claus ever

https://uk.lush.com/products/christmas/strawberry-santa-0

If you really think about it, brexit is the result of Ed Miliband looking a bit silly eating a bacon sandwich

2015: Labour lose the general election due to Ed Miliband looking a bit silly eating a bacon sandwich (it was a simpler time back then), causing the tories and David Cameron to get in
2015: David Cameron decides the tories are losing too many votes to UKIP and so plans a referendum on leaving the EU
2016-onwards: the current shitshow