Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Work in an office with a load of obnoxious iPhone fanboys?

Stop their phones from working (while not affecting android phones) by flooding the place with helium!

https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/9si6r9/postmortem_mri_disables_every_ios_device_in/

Okay, real talk, why is that guy who wrote an infiniminer clone on all the new phones these days?

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-uk-summit-why-join-eu-balkans-serbia-albania-berlin-process-a8347111.html

"UK government to host summit on why other countries should join the EU"

This looks neat, interactive tool for writing linux pipes

https://github.com/akavel/up

It's getting cold out now, I wanna give my hedgie friends lil woolly hats and jumpers but I know they'd have no idea what to do with them

After a while of working with technology the techpriests of WH40k make a lot more sense

"hey, how can I fix <random problem that makes no goddamn sense>"
"I don't fucking know, chant at it or something, I don't fucking care"
"IT WORKED! PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH"
"yeah, yeah, whatever"

tired: shell command
wired: eldritch incantation

Theory: Muse are going to release a single on the 31st with their current 80's horror aesthetic from the videos in order to make Halloween no. 1 a thing in addition to christmas no. 1

My sister just sent me an email that looked so much like her account was compromised and spamming stuff that I had to get her to verify that she actually sent it

(this is related to my previous "fuck Initiative Q looks like a scam" toot)

I've just heard about this "Initiative Q" thing, some payment system thingymawhatsit

Wow it sounds sketch as fuck

With additional pyramid scheme overtones!

"Huh, seems to be getting dark a lot earlier today"

"...oh wait, clocks changed, fool"

wait... you mean to say that prior to some fortnight meme nobody outside of the greater Bristol area had the reflex of saying "cheers, drive" every time they walked off a bus?

Oh fuck off Hublot

https://www.hublot.com/blockchain-presale/

The Swiss make the third best watches in the world

The Germans make the best (see: A. Lange und Soëhne), the Japanese make the second best (see: Credor), and the Swiss are third (see: Patek Phillipe)

Today's gender is...

*opens large box*
*box is empty besides a moth that flies away*

...moth?

I am currently drinking some Kraken Black Spiced Rum

This is incredibly on brand for me