Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I never played undertale, should really do that at some point

Okay, how many of y'all are dressing up as Tabby tonight

I know it's gonna be a load of you

*throws big white sheet over self* woooOOOOooooOOO ghoooostopus!

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It is now officially spoopy day!

Please enjoy this to help you bring in the day properly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg

two hedgies having a munch!

...wasn't there an apple thing not that long ago? I'm sure there was one not too long ago

"Hey sam, can you help taking down the old shed?"
"YEAH" *grabs axe and chainsaw and fun toys*
"cool, we're giving that one to a friend so if you could help carefully taking it apart so they can put it back together that'd be great"
*looks at axe and chainsaw and fun toys* :(

Okay, so I have to put this on imgur because image uploads aren't working here at the moment due to a certain service that shall be named as wasabi

https://imgur.com/Q9PzosG

Caption: Newspaper clipping with headline "Mastodon yells at cloud", the image below that is of the fluffy elephant friend yelling at a cloud above superimposed with the wasabi logo

Work in an office with a load of obnoxious iPhone fanboys?

Stop their phones from working (while not affecting android phones) by flooding the place with helium!

https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/9si6r9/postmortem_mri_disables_every_ios_device_in/

Okay, real talk, why is that guy who wrote an infiniminer clone on all the new phones these days?

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-uk-summit-why-join-eu-balkans-serbia-albania-berlin-process-a8347111.html

"UK government to host summit on why other countries should join the EU"

This looks neat, interactive tool for writing linux pipes

https://github.com/akavel/up

It's getting cold out now, I wanna give my hedgie friends lil woolly hats and jumpers but I know they'd have no idea what to do with them

After a while of working with technology the techpriests of WH40k make a lot more sense

"hey, how can I fix <random problem that makes no goddamn sense>"
"I don't fucking know, chant at it or something, I don't fucking care"
"IT WORKED! PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH"
"yeah, yeah, whatever"

tired: shell command
wired: eldritch incantation

Theory: Muse are going to release a single on the 31st with their current 80's horror aesthetic from the videos in order to make Halloween no. 1 a thing in addition to christmas no. 1

My sister just sent me an email that looked so much like her account was compromised and spamming stuff that I had to get her to verify that she actually sent it

(this is related to my previous "fuck Initiative Q looks like a scam" toot)

I've just heard about this "Initiative Q" thing, some payment system thingymawhatsit

Wow it sounds sketch as fuck

With additional pyramid scheme overtones!