Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

"Huh, seems to be getting dark a lot earlier today"

"...oh wait, clocks changed, fool"

wait... you mean to say that prior to some fortnight meme nobody outside of the greater Bristol area had the reflex of saying "cheers, drive" every time they walked off a bus?

Oh fuck off Hublot

https://www.hublot.com/blockchain-presale/

The Swiss make the third best watches in the world

The Germans make the best (see: A. Lange und Soëhne), the Japanese make the second best (see: Credor), and the Swiss are third (see: Patek Phillipe)

Today's gender is...

*opens large box*
*box is empty besides a moth that flies away*

...moth?

I am currently drinking some Kraken Black Spiced Rum

This is incredibly on brand for me

GRITTY 2020

y'all voted in a shit orange muppet, now vote in a good one

There's just something about an 8 foot tall fluffy orange muppet taking direct action against fascists that appeals to me so much

Gritty is antifa and I really want to see him take part in a black bloc action

Philosophy Tube's next video is on Witchcraft, Gender, and Marxism

...he's found mastodon hasn't he?

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?

http://herbiegin.com/en/herbie-virgin-alkoholfri/

NON FUCKING ALCOHOLIC FUCKING GIN?!

WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF THAT?

I guaran-fucking-tee you that even after those mail bombs liberals will still be all "oh, but if we don't offer the nazis cushy paid speaking engagements at universities won't that make us just as bad as they are?"

I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45969100

Someone/some group decided to send mail bombs to the Clintons, Obama, and George Soros

This is not a good development