Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

U+0000..U+007F is absolutely required, try to get all the extended latin blocks as well

U+2600..U+26FF and U+2700..U+27BF are also pretty cool

It's now my birthday 🎉

Merry sam-mas everyone!

Freedom of Association (and therefore the freedom to not associate) is part of Freedom of Speech

Yeah, blocking yo' asses is considered free speech, WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW FREESPEECHEXTREMIST.COM?

With gab being shut down and the "proud boys" being banned from facebook I'm considering investing in a new 9 kilo banhammer

This is a Lowland Streaked Tenrec

LOOK AT THE ADORABLE LITTLE BUMBLE-BEE COLOURED SPINY FRIEND!

IT'S SO CUTE!

Oh come on, can we get sam-mas out the way at least before we start on the christmas stuff please?

For years I've been confused and amazed by the concept of USAians having a special knife set aside just for opening boxes

The legendary "box cutter"

Turns out it's just a stanley knife

I never played undertale, should really do that at some point

Okay, how many of y'all are dressing up as Tabby tonight

I know it's gonna be a load of you

*throws big white sheet over self* woooOOOOooooOOO ghoooostopus!

👻

It is now officially spoopy day!

Please enjoy this to help you bring in the day properly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg

two hedgies having a munch!

...wasn't there an apple thing not that long ago? I'm sure there was one not too long ago

"Hey sam, can you help taking down the old shed?"
"YEAH" *grabs axe and chainsaw and fun toys*
"cool, we're giving that one to a friend so if you could help carefully taking it apart so they can put it back together that'd be great"
*looks at axe and chainsaw and fun toys* :(

Okay, so I have to put this on imgur because image uploads aren't working here at the moment due to a certain service that shall be named as wasabi

https://imgur.com/Q9PzosG

Caption: Newspaper clipping with headline "Mastodon yells at cloud", the image below that is of the fluffy elephant friend yelling at a cloud above superimposed with the wasabi logo

Work in an office with a load of obnoxious iPhone fanboys?

Stop their phones from working (while not affecting android phones) by flooding the place with helium!

https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/9si6r9/postmortem_mri_disables_every_ios_device_in/

Okay, real talk, why is that guy who wrote an infiniminer clone on all the new phones these days?

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-uk-summit-why-join-eu-balkans-serbia-albania-berlin-process-a8347111.html

"UK government to host summit on why other countries should join the EU"