Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/dominc-raab-i-had-not-quite-understood-importance-of-dover-calais-crossing-1-5769678

Man in charge of brexit shocked to discover that England is on a fucking island

im OCTOPUS!

My sister has somehow managed to get a second degree burn from a hot water bottle

She's absolutely fine but how the hell do you get a second degree burn from a hot water bottle of all things?

Even the burns consultant hadn't seen any injuries like that from a hot water bottle before

I'm pretty sure at this point that I've alienated the right-wing enough that if I tell people to go vote then they're going to decide not to out of pure spite leaving only people who'd vote democrat

If that's not the case then free abortions for everyone, healthcare is a human right, violence is a perfectly fine way to fight nazis, and Reagan can suck it

Go vote

New antifa meta is gritty flinging weaponised potatoes at nazis

Oh, apparently gab is back

at least now the nazi dickmackerels that migrated over here to the fediverse can fuck off back there now I suppose

And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.

BADUM TSH

The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.

The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.

The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight's armor.

The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons. The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner.

Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.

Oh hey, this is neat, G-SHOCK are doing a collab with Gorrilaz

https://www.gshock.com/watches/gorillaz-watches

4 limited edition watches (1000 of each worldwide), prices from $120-170

If you're in the USA and eligible to vote then go out and vote on Tuesday

Is it going to stop the march of fascism? No, but it will mildly annoy them so take five minutes out of your schedule and put some little marks in boxes

The nazis will still be available for you to punch later

@maple has a turbo button that speeds her up and turns her into turbo outbun