Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

possums are so nice and good

I wish we had them over here in the UK, they could make friends with the hedgehogs

In the before times every time I saw "LAMP" I assumed they were talking about Linux/Apache/MySQL/PHP

Now since that moth meme thing I don't know if they're talking about that, actual lamps, or cute moths

This is an improvement

#mastoFeatureRequest

The bit where you write the about/more for an instance should accept markdown or something, updating a blocked instances list on there is more inconvenient than it probably could be

One's pronouns are they/them/their, dickwad

All these people still not getting the concept of singular "they" despite it being a thing since the 14th century

Let's bring back the royal "one" to really fuck with them

COLOSSUS! I CHOOSE YOU!

What are you talking about Wade?

Calling it now, deadpool 3 is going to have pokemon references

IT IS THE ELEVENTH OF NO-FUCKING-VEMBER AND THE COCA-COLA CHRISTMAS ADVERTS ARE ALREADY ON TV

so with google guy losing this bet* does that mean we own Google+ now?

*https://mastodon.social/@jaffathecake/55550

hug yr computer frens

@InspectorCaracal small possible improvement to the rice cooking method on your blog:

for long grain rice, get a pot of boiling salted water, throw in the rice, bring it back up to boiling, then turn off the heat, put a lid on it, and just wait for 10 minutes

check it's the right texture at the end, if it's not ready just leave it in there for a bit longer, drain, serve

don't even have to keep an eye on it