Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

It has been reported that footballer Paul Gascoigne has been seen entering Downing Street with a bucket of fried chicken and a fishing rod

text transcription:
UK: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
EU: So tell me what you want, what you really really want
UK: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
EU: So tell me what you want, what you really really want
[continues for 28 months]

I have no idea how "person eating MREs" became a niche on youtube and even less of an idea of why I'm watching them but I'm bizarrely proud that the British issue ones look better than average with all the sweets and powdered drink mix in them

possums are so nice and good

I wish we had them over here in the UK, they could make friends with the hedgehogs

In the before times every time I saw "LAMP" I assumed they were talking about Linux/Apache/MySQL/PHP

Now since that moth meme thing I don't know if they're talking about that, actual lamps, or cute moths

This is an improvement

#mastoFeatureRequest

The bit where you write the about/more for an instance should accept markdown or something, updating a blocked instances list on there is more inconvenient than it probably could be

One's pronouns are they/them/their, dickwad

All these people still not getting the concept of singular "they" despite it being a thing since the 14th century

Let's bring back the royal "one" to really fuck with them

COLOSSUS! I CHOOSE YOU!

What are you talking about Wade?

Calling it now, deadpool 3 is going to have pokemon references

IT IS THE ELEVENTH OF NO-FUCKING-VEMBER AND THE COCA-COLA CHRISTMAS ADVERTS ARE ALREADY ON TV

so with google guy losing this bet* does that mean we own Google+ now?

*https://mastodon.social/@jaffathecake/55550