Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

List of best buns in no particular order:

Belgian bun
Chelsea bun
Currant Bun
@maple
Hot Cross Bun

we also have a "Lord Adonis" who is sadly not as good looking as that name implies

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Adonis,_Baron_Adonis

reminder that up until they messed it up and gave her a peerage there was a "Lady Garden" wandering around

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Garden,_Baroness_Garden_of_Frognal

You might have missed it in the pre-christmas chaos but @maple 's new track is fucking awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO4BVMFt_K8

inkling maker thing!

https://mebuika.kenkenpa.net/ikamaker.html

you probably think this subtoot's about you

(not actually a subtoot)

considering we already know the number and fax number of the beast (666,667), what would be the e-mail address of the beast?

I'm thinking it'll be something @aol.com

Only satan would still voluntarily use an aol e-mail address

technically anything @maple makes is created with machine learning

if santa claus did not exist it would be necessary to invent him

Olive never let him play in any reindeer games either

Olive can fuck right off

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose
and if you ever saw it
you could even say it glows
Olive, the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names

Olive's just a dickhead is what I'm saying

meery crimbus all!

the "Angel of the North" is a 20 metre high, 54 metre wide statue on the side of the A1

someone's just managed to put a santa hat on it

https://www.itv.com/news/2018-12-24/santa-hat-placed-on-angel-of-the-north-sculpture-ahead-of-christmas/

oh shit gargamon just mentioned one of my toots

*batons down the hatches of the octo-cave and peeks out worriedly*

have yourself a merry little gritmas
punch the fash good night
from now on
the workers will all unionise

the spirit of christmas this year is gin

Honestly this is one hell of an earworm, I woke up this morning with it going around my head which was lovely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO4BVMFt_K8

any time computerfairi.es gets a report it's like there's a race on to see which of us with mod powers can resolve it first

@maple korg don't even have to release a maple pedal like they did with hatsune miku (https://www.korg.com/us/products/effects/mikustomp/), just plug your gear into a maplebot!