Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

for anyone wondering what happens now, we have no fucking idea either

We all knew that Omega were going to be doing something for the 50th anniversary of Apollo 11

Turns out what they're doing is a SOLID GOLD SPEEDMASTER

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/omega-speedmaster-apollo-11-anniversary-limited-edition-introducing

Dialogue fragment that just popped into my head:

"You better give me some good news before I Marie Kondo your ass"

thonkpad

toad in the hole: involves neither toads nor holes

all of my toots here are public domain

not that you'd want to use any of it for anything but you could

"Russian ship with 'vomit weapon' spotted off Scottish coast"

https://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/russian-ship-with-vomit-weapon-spotted-off-scottish-coast-1-4884619

Looks like they're starting to weaponise the pee-pee tape

in the UK, and probably other places, around easter it's tradition to have hot cross buns

...

time to annoy @maple !

With that out of the way, happy international women's day to all the women here

Getting in here early, it's on the 19th of November, you can shut the fuck up now dickheads

I just heard the headline "Milo banned from Australia" and almost had a stroke

Turns out they were talking about the right-wing dickhead and not the delicious chocolate drink powder stuff, thank god for that

"mabel! what's that outside?!?"
*me rolling around outside with 8 spoons*
"🤪 SPOONS 🤪"
"...it appears to be a spoon-wielding octopus"
"🤪 SPOOOOOOONS 🤪"

everyone who sees the spoons I've made have been all "ooh, those are nice, could you run me one off?"

pretty soon I will have made a spoon for each arm and I shall have to wander about waving them all around like the mildly unhinged spoon-wielding octopus I am

something like "you're deffo in heaven and done god's will and shit but we don't appoint you the title of saint"

didn't kill any younglings after that though so he's a bit more chill than Anakin Skywalker

Fun fact: St. Joshua is the patron saint of spies and other sneaky fuckers

Somewhat appropriately he's also not actually a saint by catholic standards

what's annoying is that I have three other thinkpad batteries lying around but none of them are for an x230

huh, laptop battery just shat itself

haven't been using it anywhere other than my desk for a while but I should probably get a new battery at some point

or it's the laptop gods telling me to upgrade

the pinebook pro thingy coming out some time this year does look pretty neat