Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
drug adjacent
apparently Bristol is "the cocaine capital of europe"
YAY! WE WON SOMETHING!
ukpol
I know "tradition" and all that but they could seriously speed this shit up by having little buttons to push or something
Sam the Octopus
boosted
ah, spring in Mastotime, when the bonccsies bloom and the heckers flower, whilst the cluckers sing
ukpol
in a cabinet meeting, Theresa May raised concerns about the frequency and scale of leaks from Cabinet
The reason we know she raised these concerns already is that, you guessed it, someone in Cabinet leaked it
As a brit seeing all the talk of "pi day" I can only assume that in the US pi = 14.03
ukpol, brexit
should basic shit like that have been decided before activating article 50 two years ago?
yes.
it fucking should have been.
ukpol, brexit
if you're wondering what actually will happen then the answer is the same as before, we have no fucking idea
but parliament did just say that they didn't want a no-deal brexit, so that's something
not a guarantee that no-deal won't happen, but they don't want it
I remember being very disappointed when I learnt that all these "DIY weather station" things were for recording the weather and not controlling it
bogosort is the best sorting algorithm
Sam the Octopus
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brexit
for anyone wondering what happens now, we have no fucking idea either
We all knew that Omega were going to be doing something for the 50th anniversary of Apollo 11
Turns out what they're doing is a SOLID GOLD SPEEDMASTER
Dialogue fragment that just popped into my head:
"You better give me some good news before I Marie Kondo your ass"
food
toad in the hole: involves neither toads nor holes
all of my toots here are public domain
not that you'd want to use any of it for anything but you could
worldpol, uspol jab
"Russian ship with 'vomit weapon' spotted off Scottish coast"
Looks like they're starting to weaponise the pee-pee tape
Sam the Octopus
boosted
This is my last 🅱️ sort
in the UK, and probably other places, around easter it's tradition to have hot cross buns
...
time to annoy @maple !
With that out of the way, happy international women's day to all the women here
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
