Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M FREE TO GO NOW!? I SPENT YEARS IN THAT EMBASSY TO HIDE FROM THE AMERICANS! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME I SPENT YEARS IN THERE FOR NO REASON AT ALL?"
"yup, bugger off"

The UK government should decline Julian Assange's extradition to the USA

Not because he shouldn't be extradited or anything, but because him spending years hiding in an embassy to only get 50 weeks in prison for jumping bail would be hilarious

Lance Ulanoff posted his "6 reasons Mastodon won't survive" article over two years ago

https://mashable.com/2017/04/05/mastodon-wont-survive/

Ooh, someone jumped the gun making a page live, a not yet announced new Omega Seamaster Diver 300M variant, black bezel, white dial, black rubber strap

I'm also assuming this'll be available on the bracelet

Looks pretty neat

Only on mastodon are you truly safe from bad actors

Really, we managed to get rid of Wil Wheaton AND William Shatner! No bad actors here

🦔

@maple or playing actual music from its speakers I suppose

but all beep covers of music are awesome

@maple cosplaying as DJ Roomba by riding a roomba around and making beepy music noises

So how much is Verizon wanting to sell Tumblr for?

Thought we might be able to pass the hat around and buy it as a communal thing

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon has been covered in milkshake for the second time in two days

Please please please let us get the hat trick

my first hard drive was measured in megabytes and I had to think about what I wanted to keep

now I'm sitting here pissing away 8 gigs of storage on pictures of hedgehogs

I like the forward march of storage capacity

I have 8GB of hedgiecam photos

SO MANY CUTE PICTURES OF HEDGEHOGS!

In D&D you could probably get a load of blocks and tackles, rig them all up together, and lift anything you damn well want

Each block and tackle lets you lift 4 times what you usually could, so two would let you lift 8 times what you normally could, three would let you lift 12 times and so on

hm... my trackball might be giving up the ghost, probably better get a new one at some point

fox is surprised

we found this in the garden

lil hedgie nest!

A better way to rebadge an open source project for branding reasons is to put "powered by [project]" in the logo

So purism's social client would be "Librem Social, powered by Tusky"

We wouldn't yell at them (as much) for that

also magpie visited