Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

It's been a bit dry around here recently which has reminded me to remind you all that if you happen to have a garden, please put a dish of water or something out there for the wildlife in dry weather

They'll very much appreciate it

shit, I'd even wear the druid getup, that stuff looks comfy as hell

I have finally found a career that I am ideally qualified for

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_hermit

I'm well up for pottering around someone's garden for a living

If you throw eggs, milk, or flour at someone the police are likely to try to do you for assault

but if you throw all three at the same time it's batter-y

a £5.25 Five Guys milkshake no less, that's dedication right there

Someone made a rip-off of the nokia n-gage

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/KECHAODA-Long-Standby-Power-Bank-Game-and-Phone-2-In-1-Mobile-Phone-K110-2-8/33014628447.html

Just sayin' but we've already got obnoxious text formatting available over here and everyone's using it responsibly

[pulse]well, mostly[/pulse]

LACTOSE THE INTOLERANT

important update

https://twitter.com/BurgerKingUK/status/1129748114129215491

well done burger king pr department

THREE THOUSAND CORES

http://www.bitscope.com/blog/FM/?p=GF13L

parkour!

🎶 my milkshake brings
antifa to the yard
and police are like
pls stahp 🎶

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/may/18/police-ask-mcdonalds-to-halt-milkshake-sales-during-farage-rally

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SHINY SHINY SHINY

Glashütte Original are doing dive watches!

3 standard models, a 39.5mm version with date at 3 and "old radium" lume, 2 43.2mm models with big date at 4:30 and available in blue or black

All three available on synthetic, rubber, or metal bracelet

https://monochrome-watches.com/glashutte-original-comes-back-to-the-dive-watch-market-with-the-seaq-collection-live-pics/

halp, I removed all the >'s to stop oppression and now none of my CSS works!

lol someone using "hotmail" as their prime example of a really old outdated email system

get off my lawn, infant

player 3 has entered the game

🦔 🦔 🦔

Can someone please take a casio or something to mars already so omega will shut the fuck up about some of their watches going to the moon?