Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Sam the Octopus
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by popular demand, here's the final draft of the Queer Villain Pride flag I did yesterday, along with a link to a hi-res version here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/abew1ci7y5xzt9q/villainpridelarge%20copy.png?dl=0
again: pink for passion, orange for community, green for knowledge, purple for queer history, and black for evil, pure EVIL. feel free to use this for whatever. mwa ha ha ha haaa, etc
Oh hey, Omega made a one-off watch with 1,500 bar of water resistance for some diving expedition thing
neat
https://www.omegawatches.com/planet-omega/ocean/worldsdeepestdive
Reason #7812 I'm not allowed in genetics labs: glowy trees
I want like, bio luminescent apple trees
Plant them along paths
Save a load on street lighting
Also make glowy cider from them
Sam the Octopus
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when the moon hits your knees
and you mispronounce trees
sycamore
gab
wow, they really picked the 4th of July for their relaunch didn't they
...does this make the fediverse the british?
It's okay everyone, I washed the slope with detergent, it's not slippery any more
alc
the best way to anaesthetise an octopus is to douse them in ethanol
which is what I call a good friday night
app meta
Tusky blocking gab is an act of speech and is therefore covered by the concept of "free speech"
YEAH
WHAT YA GONNA NOW DICKHEADS?
Sam the Octopus
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it's time to read the middle english wikipedia article about frogges
“A frogge ben a wee beeſt wiþ foure legges, þe whiche liveþ boþ in water and on lond. He ben broun or grene or yelwe, or if he be tropical, he may be dyuers coloures. He haþ longis and gylles boþ. He haccheþ fro an ei and he þen be a tadpolle. He groweþ to be a frogge, if he be nat eton.”
Sam the Octopus
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oh_no: the gestalt mood of the new humanity
meta, app, gab
welp, time to dump fedilab
they're choosing not to do anything about gab
Sam the Octopus
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HOT TAKE
H.P. Lovecraft is the Notch of the Eldritch Horror genre
subtoot
ah, I see spammer prick has finally found his people, nice to see there's really somewhere for everyone on the fediverse
(he's on shitposter.club now)
not only do we have hedgehogs in the garden, we also have what is quite frankly an extravagant number of woodlice
or as I like to call them, lil crustacean friends
Sam the Octopus
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bird : birb :: goat : gote
Sam the Octopus
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maple's paw of approval
🦔
can just see two of them here
it's hedgie dating season which means one of them is serenading the other with lots of chuff noises
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
