Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

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out in daylight for an early breakfast

Pride month 2: WRATH

Any time there's an order for one of these wonderful pins I walk 300m to and from the nearest post box to send them off

DM @maple to order one today and make me get some of the exercise that I could really do with

@maple drew a me!

Very glad I'm not a secret service agent today

"aaaaand the president just walked into north korea. alone."

"...FUCK"

Any time I see the phrase "unlimited data" in a phone provider advert I take it as a challenge

The Catholic conception of God is really just three gods stacked up in a trenchcoat

too hot

octopus is now pile of goo

Reggie lookin at a hedgie!

it's not a "side hustle"

it's a second job

dolphins are just weird sharks

Feel free to contact us if you want shipping to other places, shipping to the ISS for example would be about a grand though so maybe wait until you get back

Y'know what would be a fun thing to do this weekend?

DMing @maple to buy a cool computer pin!

They're $8 each and it's $5 for shipping anywhere in the world!*

*(up to 10 pins)

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"Jimmy Carter rabbit incident" is one of my favourite wikipedia page titles

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter_rabbit_incident