Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

my dad, about a drill: it's safe, just the cable insulation is gone
me: so by safe you mean not safe
dad: it's only the outer insulation, it's fine
me: safe-adjacent is not safe!

a combination of two words coined by an award winning actress

it's a Natalie Portmanteau

remember when three quarters of the fediverse were using wasabi?

that was fun

from all the screaming and lamentations I'm hearing I'm guessing something internet-y what we don't use broke

"*golf clap, but grudgingly*" is my favourite ever response to a joke I made

The things up for sale in this year's Only Watch have been announced

It's a charity auction for research on Duchenne muscular dystrophy and a load of watch brands make one-off pieces for it

Personal favourites from the bunch are the H. Moser et Cie. Endeavour Perpetual Moon Concept that has a vantablack dial, a neat looking Voutilainen pocket watch, and whatever the fuck this thing is that MB&F came up with

http://www.onlywatch.com/

as a note, the ISS is not covered by $5 flat-rate shipping

still got my fingers crossed that we'll get a pin order from the ISS so I have an excuse to ring up the ESA

"hey, I need some stuff to rappel bears"

"do you mean repel bears?"

"nope, rappel, they want to get down a cliff"

🦔

out in daylight for an early breakfast

Pride month 2: WRATH

Any time there's an order for one of these wonderful pins I walk 300m to and from the nearest post box to send them off

DM @maple to order one today and make me get some of the exercise that I could really do with

@maple drew a me!

Very glad I'm not a secret service agent today

"aaaaand the president just walked into north korea. alone."

"...FUCK"

Any time I see the phrase "unlimited data" in a phone provider advert I take it as a challenge

The Catholic conception of God is really just three gods stacked up in a trenchcoat