Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

cat came to have an investigate

hedgie don't give a shit

When I first heard that police put plants into protest marches as agent provocateurs I was very disappointed that it wasn't them just putting cactuses out with signs saying "yes hello am protestor"

#np

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M47dXmZUnBc

Look Mum No Computer - Human Procrastination

it's just "linux"

stallman can go fuck himself

for various and varied reasons

If you don't pay your exorcist there is a danger that your home may become repossessed

@blackle@dev.glitch.social just out of interest, what were you doing say, between the 26th of August and 1st of September 2018?

https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=today%205-y&q=jorts

thanks to @shonalika and @envgen my go-to analogy for non-binary genders is now smoosh doggos

redacted section is about probable fuel shortages for at least a couple of weeks

also the original title was referring to this being the base scenario, not worst case, worst case is worse

https://twitter.com/RosamundUrwin/status/1171864228879372289

The OPERATION YELLOWHAMMER summary report has been released

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/831199/20190802_Latest_Yellowhammer_Planning_assumptions_CDL.pdf

It's basically a lot of words saying "we're fucked"

Mastodon: Still the only social network where you're safe from William Shatner

if your cameras were any good you wouldn't need half a dozen of them strapped to the fucker

Well done Tim! You got an always on display! Rest of us with real watches have only had that for a couple centuries!

And a WHOLE 18 HOURS of battery life! Wow, I'm so impressed, you could maybe go out for a daytrip without having to bring your charger!

It's the Devil's Advocaat

anOrdain have just released something new, the model 2

Looks good, and from the pictures I've seen the enamel dials looks fantastic

Made in Scotland as well, don't see that often

https://anordain.com/collections/model-2

🦔 comin to boop yr snoot!

cw eye contact