Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as resigned, is in fact, fired/resigned, or as I've recently taken to calling it fired but saying I resigned

Resigned is not an action in itself, but rather another free component of a fully functional firing system put into operation due to me being a twat, lots of people calling me out for being a twat, and my refusal to stop being a twat comprising a full reason for firing me as defined by everyone.

I can't think of quite how to do it but, version of Van Halen's Panama about the squobit

MAVICA!

so, we've got to give reggie some eardrops, one dose every 12 hours or so

first dose we gave him was about 1100 yesterday

he has only just wandered back in again at 1700 today

yeah, lil fuzzy bugger is not cooperating

mavica's so subby byte's been to the challenger deep

hey look! It's a cookbook for @mavica !

birb

I should really go through my paperwork drawer more than once a decade

Still, Shreddy the Shredder got a good meal today so it's happy

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cat came to have an investigate

hedgie don't give a shit

When I first heard that police put plants into protest marches as agent provocateurs I was very disappointed that it wasn't them just putting cactuses out with signs saying "yes hello am protestor"

#np

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M47dXmZUnBc

Look Mum No Computer - Human Procrastination

it's just "linux"

stallman can go fuck himself

for various and varied reasons

If you don't pay your exorcist there is a danger that your home may become repossessed

@blackle@dev.glitch.social just out of interest, what were you doing say, between the 26th of August and 1st of September 2018?

https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=today%205-y&q=jorts

thanks to @shonalika and @envgen my go-to analogy for non-binary genders is now smoosh doggos

redacted section is about probable fuel shortages for at least a couple of weeks

also the original title was referring to this being the base scenario, not worst case, worst case is worse

https://twitter.com/RosamundUrwin/status/1171864228879372289