Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

for all the attention that moon landing footage toot has got I'm very disappointed nobody's shopped in the clangers

(yes, I know that the clangers live on a small planet very far away and not the moon, but it still looks about right)

we've got chaotic evil in goose game, chaotic neutral in goat simulator, now what we need is a chaotic good videogame

flash back to 2009 when a Mr. Prawo Jazdy was the most wanted man in Ireland

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/rogue-driver-prawo-is-lost-in-translation-26514914.html

🦔

little bit more activity last night

it's been really rainy recently and the hedgehogs can't be bothered coming out on rainy nights, drier last night though

my particular favourite:

bun emoji

we have them

sped up moon landing footage is amazing

there's also a dracula model

still on the subject of halloween watches, there's... this

The Konstantin Chaykin Joker Halloween

You tell the time with the eyes, the pupils line up with the markings around them, hours on the left, minutes on the right and then a moonphase in the mouth

This one cost 25 grand

Yes, that is ridiculous

spooky watch

(the HYT Skull Green Eye from a few years ago)

it is now spooky month

*throws sheet over self to look like a ghost*

am now spooktopus

we out here performing complex rituals in esoteric languages to make the elemental forces of the universe get these weird rocks to do our bidding

sounds pretty damn magic to me

We have the bunhd emojos now

cheers @Feuerfuchs

*bezos showing off his diamond encrusted hand basin*

"motherfucker, this is not what we meant when we said you should use some of your gigantic fortune on carbon sinks"

As we head into the primary gifting period you may be looking for the perfect gift for that special entity

May we humbly present; a neon computer pin!

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DM @mavica to order one