Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

It was painted at a full run while he was being chased by said fucker who was yelling "OI! COME BACK HERE YOU APPLE THROWING BASTARD"

The René Magritte painting "The Son of Man" is actually depicting the brief moment between René lobbing an apple at some fucker's face and impact

D&D character that's actually three kobolds piled up in an overcoat with high bluff skills

D&D with an all kobold party

"'ere, what's the german fruit bread with nuts and spices and covered in powdered sugar over there?"

"it's stollen"

"you'd better give it back then!"

masto instance called loud.haus where all toots must be in ALL CAPS

for all the attention that moon landing footage toot has got I'm very disappointed nobody's shopped in the clangers

(yes, I know that the clangers live on a small planet very far away and not the moon, but it still looks about right)

we've got chaotic evil in goose game, chaotic neutral in goat simulator, now what we need is a chaotic good videogame

flash back to 2009 when a Mr. Prawo Jazdy was the most wanted man in Ireland

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/rogue-driver-prawo-is-lost-in-translation-26514914.html

🦔

little bit more activity last night

it's been really rainy recently and the hedgehogs can't be bothered coming out on rainy nights, drier last night though

my particular favourite:

bun emoji

we have them

sped up moon landing footage is amazing

there's also a dracula model