Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

still on the subject of halloween watches, there's... this

The Konstantin Chaykin Joker Halloween

You tell the time with the eyes, the pupils line up with the markings around them, hours on the left, minutes on the right and then a moonphase in the mouth

This one cost 25 grand

Yes, that is ridiculous

spooky watch

(the HYT Skull Green Eye from a few years ago)

it is now spooky month

*throws sheet over self to look like a ghost*

am now spooktopus

we out here performing complex rituals in esoteric languages to make the elemental forces of the universe get these weird rocks to do our bidding

sounds pretty damn magic to me

We have the bunhd emojos now

cheers @Feuerfuchs

*bezos showing off his diamond encrusted hand basin*

"motherfucker, this is not what we meant when we said you should use some of your gigantic fortune on carbon sinks"

As we head into the primary gifting period you may be looking for the perfect gift for that special entity

May we humbly present; a neon computer pin!

Available for the very reasonable sum of USD$8 each with USD$5 flat-rate shipping

DM @mavica to order one

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/john-lewis-launches-pick-n-mix-quality-street-tins-for-christmas_uk_5ba260fee4b0823ea19a5735

PICK AND MIX QUALITY STREET TINS

you could probably make a decent explanation of what a social construct is entirely through an analogy involving orks from WH40K

"da girl onez like pink"

what happens is that everyone goes "weeeyyyy! bank holiday!" and then goes quiet when the fact that we've got King Charles now sinks in

youtube is currently suggesting me a load of videos about "what happens when the queen dies"

I wonder what they know that I don't

Also the new versions of the Seiko SKX have filtered out to the shops now, 'bout £250, look pretty damn good in the metal

saw a rather nice looking Rolex GMT Master II (16710BLRO) for sale in a local jewellers

if anyone happens to want to give me about 10 grand or so to buy it I'm sure I wouldn't complain too much...

lb: BROWNSNOUT SPOOKFISH

Guy's also got videos on how to use a watch as a compass (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWCxsk0hZRM) and how to use a watch/clock/timing instrumenty thing to work out your longitude (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3a_04ZyRJE) which are really cool