Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

also charging points are a little few and far between in the desert

considering it's armour plated I can only assume that they're trying to fill the same niche as the toyota land cruiser but I can't see any convenient place for mounting a heavy machine gun

*to the tune of the Bonanza theme song*

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*puts a cowboy hat on @mavica *

New Pacman version of the Timex T80

https://www.timex.com/timex-x-pac-man-t80-34mm-stainless-steel-bracelet-watch/TW2U32000YB.html

Same as the usual T80, but with Pacman!

Dr. Berkhan: got this disorder here that results in people reading things out of order and generally messing up where letters go, what shall we call it?

Dr. Berlin: dyslexia

Dr. Berkhan: LOL, that'll fuck 'em right up!

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several years of having english class at school and at no point did they ever go over the grammar for things that will/have/are happeneding in a time travel scenario

Would you like to give the gift of a totally rad computer pin this holiday season?

You can!

They're $8 each with $5 flat-rate worldwide shipping

DM @mavica to buy them

Get in soon though, last date I can do delivery by Christmas is 2019/12/06

watching the VOD of @mavica 's slot for UGBD #ExtraLife between doing things and MAVI PAWBS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnIMCMaRY7E

Werner the Herzog

I have a GCSE in French and the only thing I can remember how to say is "mon canard est en feu"

doesn't come in useful often

Quoth that upjumped security guard a while back: "These people are not cop friendly"

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/guwahati/mastodon-suspends-assam-police-instance-says-cops-not-welcome/articleshow/72088741.cms

"Mastodon suspends Assam Police instance; says cops not welcome"

It's actually "account" rather than "instance" and "mastodon.social" not "mastodon" but lol

everyone: stop tooting bad jokes!
me:

A TV show where a small pink blob makes various social faux pas and is generally a bit of a dick

or; kirby your enthusiasm

"Public Universal Friend" is just such an incredibly awesome name