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"This is why if you go hiking in the woods or anyplace you might get lost or stranded, it's a smart idea to bring along a short length of fiber optic cable. If you get into trouble, just bury the cable. A backhoe will be along in a few minutes to dig it up, and you can just ask the driver for a ride back to civilization."

bad ukpol joke 

well, with the gains of the snp in scotland and the nationalists in northern ireland it seems the brexiteer promise of "getting our country back" might be surprisingly accurate

who's this Carol person and what's she got to do with christmas?

It's a shame but Weebl's "Badgers" is not, in fact, an accurate description of the prevalence of british wildlife

there's not much mention of badgers around here

here's a badger

they are good

ukpol 

well, on the upside at least it looks like the DUP are also getting fucked

@troubleMoney Just because they have not received love, these are potoos. When they want to, they are masters of disguise. When they don't want to, well...

ukpol 

going "fuck it" and setting up the independent people's republic of the shed in the garden

@troubleMoney Are we frogmouth posting? Because I am totally up for frogmouth posting.

They look permanently put upon and aghast at your shit and I love them so.

fediverse v twatter is basically going to be a couple thousand bards using vicious mockery against a tarrasque

gonna be fuckin' awesome!

difficulty level has increased a bit from "kill 3 spiders" to "destroy the tarrasque" but I'm well up for an attempt at shitposting twitter into oblivion

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we've already shitposted a few attempts at monetising decentralised social media out of existence so...

"I've cursed you to turn anything made of silk you touch into tiny moths!"

"weird hex but okay"

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