Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

just a reminder to be on top of your content warnings

giving people the option to avoid thinking about certain things that are happening for five minutes would be appreciated

someone mail me some opossums to care for and pet pls

Oh hey, Omega just released a non-limited edition of the speedmaster with the original calibre 321 movement

https://www.omegawatches.com/watch-omega-speedmaster-moonwatch-chronograph-39-7-mm-31130403001001

And it's a reasonable size as well

it's really nice that I don't have to do much in the way of moderation stuff here but I must admit that I do enjoy being THE BLOCKTOPUS when needed

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trebuchet terfs into the sun

potential spin-off show featuring the local planning committee as they receive the planning applications for hollowed out volcanoes and such

I want a mockumentary tv series that follows a group of health and safety inspectors going around supervillain's lairs

huh, apparently that plant-based burger that burger king are going to be selling isn't vegetarian because of how they cook it and put mayonnaise on it

that seems like a bit of a waste of time then

here's the other 4

they're... certainly a look

I missed this from before christmas but Seiko did a collab with this JoJo's Bizarre Adventure thing that large parts of the internet won't fucking shut up about

All Japanese Domestic Market only, each limited to 1,000 units

now is the winter of our discount tent

well this is a... thing

"Man walks around Cribbs Causeway car park for fun and absolutely loves it"
https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/whats-on/man-walks-around-cribbs-causeway-3654947

it includes the actual quote "The Cribbs Causeway Retail Park is an unknowable quantum object that transcends time, from the Neolithic standing stone to the 1980s shops to the cathedral mall to this futuristic beacon at the centre of it all."

ah yes, 2020, the year of linux on the desktop

house hunting tv show but it's a load of mobile homes being towed across a massive field and contestants given a quad bike and a harpoon

if you successfully hunt a home you get to keep it

like the chinese calendar has year of the <creature> and it changes every year we should have a fediverse year of the <fursona>

like year of the bunny, year of the cat, year of the eldritch abomination from beyond the stars, year of the octopus, etc.