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"That's not what I expected," the knight said.
"What?" said the princess. "It's a dragon hoard."
The knight tried to count the dragons cuddling in a pile.
"How?"
"I started with one, then found a couple of strays." The princess shrugged. "I guess I just started collecting them."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

I'm not a stamps person but royal mail are doing a special issue of stamps featuring british video games

Included are Elite, Dizzy, Populous, Lemmings, Micro Machines, Sensible Soccer, Wipeout, and Worms

And there's a Tomb Raider mini set as well

shop.royalmail.com/special-sta

remember when gmail was invite only and invite codes were being sold on ebay?

that was weird

🎶 let's
get down
to business
and pet all
the buns 🎶

:bunpats:

just a reminder to be on top of your content warnings

giving people the option to avoid thinking about certain things that are happening for five minutes would be appreciated

someone mail me some opossums to care for and pet pls :yell:

if you only watch one thing today PLEASE let it be this youtube video

it's so good that for a long time this specific video is where my browser autocompleted to when i started to type in youtube youtube.com/watch?v=GPxA6nasvQ

Oh hey, Omega just released a non-limited edition of the speedmaster with the original calibre 321 movement

omegawatches.com/watch-omega-s

And it's a reasonable size as well

it's really nice that I don't have to do much in the way of moderation stuff here but I must admit that I do enjoy being THE BLOCKTOPUS when needed

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trebuchet terfs into the sun

potential spin-off show featuring the local planning committee as they receive the planning applications for hollowed out volcanoes and such

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I want a mockumentary tv series that follows a group of health and safety inspectors going around supervillain's lairs

for people who say they hate socialism, the alt-right sure do seem to love being publicly owned

huh, apparently that plant-based burger that burger king are going to be selling isn't vegetarian because of how they cook it and put mayonnaise on it

that seems like a bit of a waste of time then

I missed this from before christmas but Seiko did a collab with this JoJo's Bizarre Adventure thing that large parts of the internet won't fucking shut up about

All Japanese Domestic Market only, each limited to 1,000 units

Let's get admins saying "my instance says trans rights" trending elekk.xyz/@noelle/103422800854

found some really good post-christmas offers on camping equipment 

now is the winter of our discount tent

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